Maximizing the Sog:
Protecting Against Leaks
“Capin’, we’ve sprung a leak!”
“Deploy the booster matey!”
Happy Friday maties!
Baton down the hatches and prepare to broadside for the booty! This BDF we’re talking all about diaper leaks!
🦜 Leaks Down Below!
The sad truth kiddos, is that leaks are a part of the diapered lifestyle. No diaper can fully protect against the tidal wave that is you super soakers, but we’re gonna go over some tips and suggestions from our panel of experts (their expertise is that they are still in diapers!) to help improve the longevity of your own diapers!
🏴☠️ Battlestations Maties!
Before putting on your diaper, get it nice and fluffy!
A simple fold down the center of the diaper, long ways (hotdog fold over hamburger fold!), but any gentle fluffing will do!
Just avoid being overly rough on the padding, as that can break up the core of the diaper and reduce the performance, and make for a pretty saggy experience.
Baby powder, barrier cream, lotions, and oils can enhance your diaper-wearing experience and help to keep your skin safe and healthy, but use them sparingly, as they can reduce the effectiveness of your diaper.
🥤 Skip the Rum, Water Luver!
What you’re putting into your body is what your diaper is gonna be taking in a few hours.
Super Absorbent Polymer (SAP) is the special magic core in your diapers soaking up all the liquid you throw at it, keeping your skin nice and dry while swelling in between your legs!
But SAP’s magic has a weakness… A curse that causes it to reverse its effect and release liquid… Salt!
When salt is introduced onto SAP, the liquid in the SAP is pulled out and possibly into your trousers!
Avoid drinks with high concentrations of salt/sodium. Water should be your primary method of hydration!
🌊 Walk the Plank Sog Pants!
At some point during your diaper time, your diaper is gonna reach a point of maximum capacity, at least, in regards to normal use.
Diapers are powerful absorbing artifacts, but they can’t fight against gravity!
At some point, you’re gonna run out of room, except for the very back.
That’s your time to hit some yoga poses.
Hit that plank and feel your core activate!
Simply lying down is also a great way to help reach the back and maximize that dollar per diaper!
⬆️ Boost the Hull!
Still find your legs dribbling way earlier than you would like, even with all the previous tips? This is where booster pads come in handy!
Our PowerUp pads are perfect to increase the mileage of your diaper with an extra 1000 ML of absorbency and minimize the need to change!
Plus, the waddle you will be having when it’s finally time to drop that anchor around your waist will be unmatched!
🏖️ Strap Up and Ship Out!
Alright, shipmates, it’s time to head out into those soggy seas and show these diapers what you’ve got!
We hope these insights into getting the most swollen, leg bowing, diaper around the playground are helpful.
Til next BDF!
